Category Archives: Fun

R………ead On!!!

Set a thief to catch a thief

Once bitten twice shy

Go to school and be a good girl

Join facebook and become a villain

Purple and red actually go together

Turn all the black grey then white

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RANDOMIZATION

 

Randomness should be a godsend gift

Words I love to hear

– THAT’S SO RANDOM

Random poetry that feels so random

A feeling, a state, a way of life that’s

random –

Of random, for random, by random

The coming to being of something

Unexpected, almost

Unpredictable

 

I like, I loathe, I hate, I love

You despise, she adores,

We all feel something

However, I question

You

I

Emotions – if they come

As hard – and fast

In flow – rate out

Found – without loss

Random –

like my thoughts.

 

CTS 14.04.2010

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Stress Diet

 

With exams around the corner, I have found this diet to be really great in helping me manage stress and boost my concentration… You have to try it!

BREAKFAST:

1/2 grapefruit

1 slice whole wheat bread

8 oz. skim milk

 

LUNCH:

4 oz. lean broiled chicken

1 c. steamed zucchini

1 Oreo cookie

Herb tea

 

AFTERNOON SNACK:

Remainder of Oreo package

1 qt. Rocky Road ice cream

1 jar hot fudge

 

DINNER:

2 loaves garlic bread

Large pepperoni pizza

2 Milky Way candy bars

Whole frozen cheesecake, eaten directly from freezer

 

Helpful Hints:

  • If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
  • If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
  • When eating with someone else, there is no need to count calories if you both eat the same amount.
  • Food taken for medicinal purposes, such as hot chocolate, toast, and Sara Lee cheesecake, never counts.
  • If you fatten up those around you, you will look thinner.

 

Hahahaha!

Smiley, Kendra K. (2012-06-28). Live Free: Eliminate the If Onlys and What Ifs of Life (p. 57). Moody Publishers. Kindle Edition.